trainthief:

PARDON?!!??

driftinbuddy:

more-notes-than-you:

no vitamins… no fucking minorals… carbs ONLY

muffy packing her lunch

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

by far the funniest thing on this site is when people said “stupid is a slur, instead use [synonym for stupid]” and everyone thought it was super progressive

funkywormz:

art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.

thebootydiaries:

Just want someone to text me a huge paragraph expressing their feelings and emotions so I can reply with “that’s wassup” 😔

slavery:

I’,,m so; fcuking s osoorryy that wmy; idcckk is; small.l babe I can’’t do anything about it it’s j,,ust how I am yyou don’’t ,gootta yell at ;;me pl,eaase don’t go I’m stiill ttryna ffuck please,, I need some pussyy it’s liiterally been ye..ars if not aa decade please ggod

cryptomaster-leviathan:

whoever said poetry sucks clearly hasn’t read this

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

probablybadrpgideas:

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.

Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

thingsfromthedirt:

peteseeger:

originalzipperalmondrebel:

tariqah:

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country